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How many physicists does it take to change a
light bulb? |
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Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the paper.
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How many physicists does it take to change a
light bulb? |
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Only one, but 600 applied for the job. |
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How many quantum physicists does it take to change a light bulb
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They can't. If they know where the socket is, they cannot locate
the new bulb |
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How many astronomers does it take to change a
light bulb? |
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None, astronomers prefer the dark. |
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How many radio astronomers does it take to
change a light bulb? |
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None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.
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How many general relativists does it take to
change a light bulb? |
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Two. One holds the bulb, while the other rotates the universe. |
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